in the bitter watches of the night

I'm Swift, 27 year old trans guy. This blog is a multi-fandom/personal blog, mostly Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Game of Thrones at the moment, with some other odds and ends thrown in. Expect occasional Brad Dourif, Disney/Pixar, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, or whatever else catches my fancy at the moment.

Formerly loathsomegargoyle. Url was given to someone else, so if you see a loathsomegargoyle that is no longer me.

Be warned I am a newbie learning to make gifs. For my own reference or anyone who might be curious/have requests here are some of the things I want to gif.

My personal khalasar:

jalan atthirari anni

qoy qoyi


I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."


buffy meme - [2/7] quotes 
→ “you have the sweetest smile i’ve ever seen.”



how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Tagged: #krisbeh



when straight girls randomly ask you if you have a boyfriend after knowing you for like half an hour


Some girls follow the stereotype and ask probing questions to classify you.

Tell them you are currently dating seventeen partners of varying age, gender, sexuality and race and watch for their reaction. Anything other than intrigue or encouragement can be an indication that they either don’t understand or approve and they should be eliminated from your social sphere.

Any future action will depend completely on your alignment.

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I’ve just been enrolled in Cook4Luv do I want to date women or men wtf is this I did not sign up for this???

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CSD: Day 40

Whew. 40 days in.

So I’ve got another bet from Crazy Dave to make 20x Perfect orders with Beer on the menu today. Psh. Got it. Easy.

On the CookBet app I also have a bet for 22x Perfects with Ice Cream and Lasagna on the menu. I think I can handle that too.

So Lasagna can be the special today. As long as my C key doesn’t stick this shouldn’t be a problem. Everything else: Ice Cream, Beer, Salad, Coffee, and Soup. And just to mix things up I’m going to upgrade the Soup. It almost doubles the price. Jfc. I hope I can do this.

Customers Served: 69
Perfect: 64
Average: 3
Bad: 2
Income of the Day: $703

oooooh myyyyy gaaaawd

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